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Post subject: 12 THINGS TO NEVER SAY TO A COP  Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:12 am |
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Joined: Sat Mar 27, 2004 2:14 pm
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Location: Perth
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 200 kph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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Juzzs8
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 7:50 pm |
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Location: Melbourne Ride: 5.0L VR Calais
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number 4's not bad 
they not allowed to go over 130km/h
so if u could catch em out ;)
without dobbin yourself in tho 
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Fonzie!
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 2:14 am |
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haha.....hey ya forgot to mention "But i'm only a little bit over...!"
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ND4SPD
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:04 pm |
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also dont forget, never drink and drive, you might go over a bump and spill your drink.
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HNST304
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Post subject: Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 11:44 pm |
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Location: baldivis,perth,western australia
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for sum reason #11 just made me laugh,i don't know why but it did
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Zacha
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Post subject: Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 7:20 pm |
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oh i like them! Might have to take note ~.^
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vnexec
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:01 pm |
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Rusty-18
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 12:04 am |
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Location: Rockhampton QLD
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make this #13: cop says "why where you speeding?" you say " my girlfriend left me for a cop and when i saw your lights i thought you were returning her!"
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