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Three people are trying out for a position as an assassin for an American Service. Two men, and one woman. They`re into the final faze of the interview, and it`s simple, just walk through the door with the gun they are given, then shoot whoever is in there. The oldest of the two men goes in first. But comes straight back out.
Shaking he says"Sorry I can`t do it, I just can`t kill my son".
He gets shown the exit. The next man steps up, takes the gun and walks in. Straight away he comes out the same way as the first man.
Shaking he says"Sorry I can`t do it, I just can`t kill my wife and two kids".
He gets shown the exit. So up steps the woman, but by this time she`s shaking uncontrollably. She steps through the door, gun in hand. No sooner had she walked through, when all hell breaks loose. Shots are fired, and a scuffle is heard, then slience. The woman walks out. Then she says
"I shot at my husband six times before I realised the gun was full of blanks, so I finished him off with the chair".
Big Al
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