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Post subject: Aunt Mildred  Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:15 pm |
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Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly
despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl.
She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where her heart would be.
"On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night, Aunt Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:01 am |
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haha...
its funny but you have to give some respect to the elderly,remember,we'll be like that one day,hopefully us guys won't have saggy boobs though
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:16 pm |
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 1:43 am |
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hahahaha thats a goood 1 (it had ma dad laughin)
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Post subject: x Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 11:52 pm |
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lol 
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 2:10 pm |
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owned.
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