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BeauGann
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Post subject: FORD JOKES  Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2004 8:11 pm |
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Fonzie!
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 12:13 am |
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Joined: Sat Oct 02, 2004 11:56 pm
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HA HA HA!!
Ford Driver: Bloody Volvo driver......................can't keep up with him.....!
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Juzzs8
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 8:05 pm |
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Joined: Sun Jul 04, 2004 2:01 pm
Posts: 605
Location: Melbourne Ride: 5.0L VR Calais
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What ford means backwards....
D-Driver
R-Returns
O-On
F-Foot
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This is a Signature!!
i got sick of the old one, because my wheels are different now, and it linked to my cardomain page that i never use anymore, i need a new signature picture..... of my car.
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Juzzs8
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 8:07 pm |
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Joined: Sun Jul 04, 2004 2:01 pm
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Location: Melbourne Ride: 5.0L VR Calais
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F-ound
O-n
R-ubbish
D-umps
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This is a Signature!!
i got sick of the old one, because my wheels are different now, and it linked to my cardomain page that i never use anymore, i need a new signature picture..... of my car.
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Juzzs8
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 8:10 pm |
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Location: Melbourne Ride: 5.0L VR Calais
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Fix
Or
Repair
Daily
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This is a Signature!!
i got sick of the old one, because my wheels are different now, and it linked to my cardomain page that i never use anymore, i need a new signature picture..... of my car.
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Fonzie!
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 1:24 am |
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Joined: Sat Oct 02, 2004 11:56 pm
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F ast
O nly in
R idiculous
D reams
FPV: Fat Poofy Vehicles!
HA!!! 
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james
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 1:48 am |
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F-at
O-ld
R-asted
D-og
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fords suck
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james
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 1:51 am |
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F-ails
O-n
R-Race
D-Day
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
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fords suck
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james
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 2:13 am |
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F-Fords
O-only
R-roll
D-downhills
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fords suck
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Mr_Ant
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 11:00 pm |
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Joined: Tue May 11, 2004 12:04 am
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Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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See, I think we've all been waiting for a section like this.
AU - Australia's Ugliest.
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james
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 1:30 am |
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speed KILLS: drive a ford and live forever!
F-or
O-nly
R-etarded
D-rivers
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fords suck
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 1:34 am |
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love is sweet, love is golden, love should be made in the back of a Holden, if u get tired or if u get bored, become a homosexual and f**k in a ford!!!!
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Mr_Ant
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 1:27 am |
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Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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BRAVO! This is going on the wall of the toilet at work for sure!!!
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keggie
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 8:06 am |
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Location: Brisbane
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i might have doubled up on other posts but who gives a f**k !
FORD -Fabricated Of Refried Dung
FORD -Fails On Rainy Days
FORD -Famous Odor Resistant Dog
FORD -Falling Off: Rusty Door
FORD -Fast Only Rolling Downhill
FORD -Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
FORD -Fastest On Road, Dip!
FORD -Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
FORD -Fault Of R&D
FORD -Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline
FORD -Finally Obsolete Racing Device
FORD -Fireball On Rear Denting
FORD -First On Recall Day
FORD -First On Race Day
FORD -First On Road to Dump
FORD -First On Rust and Deterioration
FORD -First Order of Reproductive Discipline
FORD -Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
FORD -Fixed Or Repaired Daily
FORD -Flip Over Read Directions
FORD -Flipping Over Results in Death
FORD -Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
FORD -Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
FORD -Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
FORD -Fond Of Resonating Decibels
FORD -Foot On Road Decelerates
FORD -Fords Only Run Downhill
FORD -Forced On Reluctant Drivers
FORD -Formed Of Rejected DNA
FORD -Forwarded Once; Return Denied
FORD -Forward Only; Reverse Defective
FORD -Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
FORD -Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
FORD -For Old, Rotten Deadbeat
FORD -Fork Over Repair Dough
FORD -Found On Red Dumpster
FORD -Found On Redneck's Driveway
FORD -Found On Roadside Dead
FORD -Found On Rubbish Dump
FORD -Found Outside Refuse Dump
FORD -Found Outside Rotting Dump
FORD -Found On Russian Dump
FORD -Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
FORD -Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
FORD -Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
FORD -Frequently On Ritalin, Designers
FORD -Free Or Reduced Drastically
FORD -Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
FORD -Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
FORD -Funny Old Rattling Dump
FORD -Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge
FORD -(spelled backwards)Driver Returns On Foo
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keggie
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 7:59 am |
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Location: Brisbane
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that not very nice, you cat of a guest how bout registering before flaming someone
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