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Post subject: reply  Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:38 am |
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On race day the crowd Chant GO FORd!!! BECOUSE THE DRIVER IS GOING BACKWORDS (using limited IQ)
an i had raced a ford driver he thought his Ford Tickford was faster
i raced it on a long drag strip and bew tyre smoke at him
that was when i had Holden V8 Clubsport
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:11 pm |
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 what language is that?
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Holden V8
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:13 pm |
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 10:27 am |
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 1:57 pm |
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Leave the reefer alone......then you will make more sense
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 4:14 pm |
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bunats wrote: Leave the reefer alone
Or get some better gear
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Post subject: fo Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 3:12 pm |
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god created shit and ford put weels on it
god created sit and ford just helps it move 
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 3:54 pm |
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wow,you put a lot of effort into that joke didn't ya tonnagrunt.
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:04 pm |
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IH8_FPV wrote: wow,you put a lot of effort into that joke didn't ya tonnagrunt.
pfft.....bwhahahaha
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Post subject: ford Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:29 pm |
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it took me all night to think of them
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Post subject: FORD JOKE Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:44 am |
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FORD:*censored* On Race Day
FORD:*censored* Old Retarded Driver
FORD:Found On Road Dead
FORD:Found Oil Running Dry
if you guys know what i mean by the last one i mean the fact that ford
can not contain oil vary long becouse the sump plug and oil filter keep falling off
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:44 pm |
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hahaha u guys crack me up ya gotta put more jokes in here
at least i know one thing fords make good speed bumps just like ricers doo 
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:50 pm |
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full of rusty dents
ford have new accesories to help the consumers who buy them.a stubby holder in the rear bumper and a heated rear bumber so u dont spill ur beer and ur hands dont get cold when pushin it home
found on retards driveways
gt-girls toy
gt-got taste?
fpv-fat p00fters vibrator
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Post subject: What F.O.R.D stands 4 Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:31 pm |
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F.O.R.D
For
Overweight
Retarded
Dungeaters
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tonnagrunt
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 4:14 pm |
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one thing they did wright with ford badge
the circled the problem
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